"Who ze fuck are you? And just ‘ow blind do you ‘ave to be to not realize I’m not zat French whore?"
"well since you seem like you’re set…I guess I am forgiven for my…rude…mistake earlier."
"Not unless you want to give me an apology blowjob"
"honestly as much as I would love to…I’m kind of dating someone…."
"Pity, sure you’re not open for a little side action?"
"Honestly as much as I would love to get laid right now…I promised I would be faithful. Showing you my tits was the most action I’ve gotten in months. Do you know how much I would love for my boyfriend to come back, press me against the wall and fuck me into oblivion? and then after take me too a nice dinner?"
"Since when I waz your fucking therapist? I’m not nearly drunk enough to pretend to care"