Teufort Base (Team No. 3825 )

thedevilandhispets:

redtroopno3825:

He lifted her hand and kissed the back of it lightly “I may be castrated liebling but I am still a man, I assure you sex is /hardly/ a bozher”

the red on her cheeks deepened in color “we will inform you when it is time then..thank you kass” she leaned down and kissed his lips. making sure her horn didn’t get in the way.

“I look forward to it” he replied standing on his tip-toes to meet the kiss.

thedevilandhispets:

redtroopno3825:

thedevilandhispets:

“mating season is around the corner…we do not know how to feel about this now that we are humanoid, the heat will be quite annoying to deal with”

“I vill be happy to assist you vith zhat, und as an added bonus you von’t get pregnant”

Sinclair blushes and kisses his cheek “if it’s not a bother, we would really appreciate that” she smiled and held his hand, giving it a soft squeeze.

He lifted her hand and kissed the back of it lightly “I may be castrated liebling but I am still a man, I assure you sex is /hardly/ a bozher”

thedevilandhispets:

“mating season is around the corner…we do not know how to feel about this now that we are humanoid, the heat will be quite annoying to deal with”

“I vill be happy to assist you vith zhat, und as an added bonus you von’t get pregnant”

theunforgettableones:

there are some people I just want to rp with but they’re like rp royalty and you’re just like 

(via thedevilandhispets)

• Question: Oh Sassy! You'll always be my best friend, I could never stop loving you! No matter what! - autumnbotaum
• Answer:

  Well zen ef I can’t blow you up would you at least be interested in a quick go near ze back of ze base?

• Question: Sassy! I never knew you were a homosexual! - autumnbotaum
• Answer:

  Tsk, ‘ave you ever /met/ my original? If ze man flammed any brighter ‘e would be on fire, I ‘owever am a little more discreet. Please tell me zis iz going to drive you off for good, I’d love an excuse to bomb wherever you’re staying.

• Question: Ooh, I have a question! Why did you like that picture, Sassy?! - autumnbotaum
• Answer:

  Which one? Ze one of you in a loincloth all tied up? Izn’t et obvious? Sure you’re annoyingly upbeat and sometimes I just want to bash your ‘ead in wiz a car door but ‘ell even I can admit zat ‘alf naked all tied up like zat you looked pretty good.

(via thecupcakemedic)

autumnbotaum:

uhh. for Jathis because she likes naked four eyed nerds.

*Waltzes outta here*))

Ooo, I like zis…

Such Horrible Things - Creature Feature 

(via blusome-twosome)