A Rp Blog For TF2 Oc's

Kass Berlitz
(Medic)

Aimé Foer
(Spy)

Artis Baker
(Sniper)

Richard Knight
(Heavy)

Sassy Foer
(Demoman)

Zane Sallow
(Scout)

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So because of some firmware issue with my modem I’m now going to be without internet for 2 or 3 days while I wait for a replacement modem

'Thanks for choosing Comcast'

As if I had a fucking choice, you’re the only working internet provider that services my area.

Of course it would happen close to the weekend and at the evening too so it probably won’t ship until tomorrow.

  • "I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
  • "It’s not fair!"
  • "I could kill you right now!"
  • "Knock it off!"
  • "Screw you!"
  • "You’re a complete moron!"
  • "I love this song!"
  • "Bring that here!"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "I’m pissed off!"
  • "Make me!"
  • "I wish you’d never been born!"
  • "I bought ice cream!"
  • "Kiss my ass!"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "I can’t do it anymore!"
  • "Take me home!"
  • "Just kiss me already!
  • "I can't be in love with you!"
  • "I can't believe this!"
  • "Piss off!"
  • "I wish things were that simple!"
  • "I love you!"
  • "Jump off a bridge!"
  • "You’re so hot!"
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michellemybellethebeatles:

Dita Von Teese

michellemybellethebeatles:

Dita Von Teese

(via thescentofperfume)

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foamywater:

redtroopno3825:

He nodded pausing a moment at her face, so neutral it was nearly impossible to read her expression, as a reformed con-man it made him nervous not to be able to see her face change. However he continued to smile taking care to make sure his cigarette smoke didn’t waft in her direction, he didn’t want to just drop it to the ground and extinguish it, perfect waste of a cigarette after all.

"Merci for your understanding madamoiselle, lovely day we’re ‘aving today iz et not?"

At his mention she looked about, flinching as her gaze went past the sun- the light hurting her eyes even with the sunglasses on. “Hmn, indeed it is.” she commented back, still a blank look about her. Reaching over she took up her cane and stood up- checking the length of her skirt in order to make sure it didn’t ride up when she had sat down. She then turned her look to the smoking man, a look of distaste flashing briefly over her expression.

"Why must you do that around a playground." she spoke, a hand briefly gesturing to the playground to her right, her assistant pushing children on the swings.

"I waz planning on just passing by, I wouldn’t ‘ave stopped ef I ‘adn’t knocked over your cane" he pointed out glancing over at the playground, he had never been terribly fond of children, he could tolerate them well enough but he certainly had no plans to stick around them. "Besides I zink we’re far enough away where ze smoke will not get to zem, but ef et iz zat bothersome to you I will politely take my leave"

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jathis:

brook:

valid criticisms of Anita Sarkeesian: Her unclear reasoning behind still asking for money for her videos, her absolutely glacial rate of video making, the fact that she analyzes games which she knows little about, or how her views on Feminism do not represent all schools of feminist thought

invalid criticisms of Anita Sarkeesian: She hates men, she wants all games to pander to women, she wants to take our games away!!!!

Don’t forget that she took someone’s fanart and is making money off of it.

Point still stands though.

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edhelernil:

  1. What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.
  2. Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
  3. Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
  4. Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
  5. What are their chief tension areas? 
  6. If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?
  7. How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
  8. Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
  9. Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.
  10. If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
  11. What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?
  12. Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.
  13. Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 
  14. Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?
  15. Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
  16. What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.
  17. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?
  18. Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?
  19. If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
  20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
  21. Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
  22. Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?
  23. Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?
  24. Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
  25. Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?
  26. How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?
  27. If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?
  28. Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?
  29. Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?
  30. Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?

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foamywater:

redtroopno3825:

Aime was on a stroll, wearing a pair of sunglasses and a casual suit smoking a cigarette as he strolled by the bench accidentally knocking a cane to the ground, almost immediately he bent down to pick it up.

"Oh I’m terribly sorry, I wazn’t paying attention to where I waz going"

She looked up upon hearing her cane fall, then looked to the blonde man. She closed her small booklet and set it into her lap then looked to the man again- then to her cane. “It is perfectly fine. It is just a simple cane. No harm was done.”

She looked to him again. “Mistakes happen. I myself bump into things when…walking. It happens to the best of us.” she stated, all f her speech done with a rather neutral facial expression. No smiles or frowns were evident.

He nodded pausing a moment at her face, so neutral it was nearly impossible to read her expression, as a reformed con-man it made him nervous not to be able to see her face change. However he continued to smile taking care to make sure his cigarette smoke didn’t waft in her direction, he didn’t want to just drop it to the ground and extinguish it, perfect waste of a cigarette after all.

"Merci for your understanding madamoiselle, lovely day we’re ‘aving today iz et not?"

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"I may be an a-hole, but I’m not 100% a dick"

- The most inspiring thing I have ever heard (via drunkenkeith)

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decotora:

legiongeth:

ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie

not even going to bother putting on nsfw blog because it’s just too real. this is my whole fucking life.

(via coinincident)

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